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My Cat's Close Call !
by Pamela June Kimmell → (All Poetry by Pamela June Kimmell)
  
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Just a bunch of silliness spilling out of my head this morning.....but I really DID hear a funny noise in my backyard last night.....hmm.....



Aliens landed in my yard last night
I heard them having a terrible fight!

From what I could tell from where I sat
It all began when they saw my cat!

The big green guy with the droopy eyes
Wanted to take my cat for his own special prize,

But the other green guy wanted my cat for a snack,
So the green guys gave each other a whack….

And the fight raged on with my cat standing by
On the sidelines he watched, then he gave a big sigh.

As he wandered off into the garden pursuing a mouse
I continued to watch from inside the house.

The green guys gave up and got back on their ship,
Back from where they came, my cat gave them the slip!


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 Reviews of "My Cat's Close Call !"
Reviewed on July 30, 2003
This is so cute!!!!! Reminds me of my cat...
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed on July 30, 2003
HiLARious write, PAM! LOL (((HUGS))) and love, your cat-lovin' Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D (BIG GRINS here, folks...)

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on July 30, 2003
Yes, Jerry is right, it is funny, one of my cats is missing ...which direction did those green guys take? Jackie <> <

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2003
What did you say you were drinking as you sat and watched this scene? And it ain't silly, neither, there are so aliens, heck I even married one. Funny poem, Pam.


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