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CRY UNCLE BLUES song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle
if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle
if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle
but your uncle only balls when he's drunkle

if yo momma had boots she'd be army
if yo momma had boots she'd be army
if yo momma had boots she'd be army
then she wouldn't drive yo daddy so balmy

if yo daddy had brass he'd be general
if yo daddy had brass he'd be general
if yo daddy had brass he'd be general
and momma wouldn't be so temperamental

if your uncle had guts he'd be hero
if your uncle had guts he'd be hero
if your uncle had guts he'd be hero
instead of being a zero

if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle
if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle
if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle
if your uncle had balls he wouldn't be such a punk

cry uncle
cry uncle
cry uncle
go ahead, aint nobody there

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