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UNTIL THE WEASEL EXPLODED lyrics
by Joel Sattler → (All Poetry by Joel Sattler)
Friday, February 5, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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UNTIL THE WEASEL EXPLODED lyrics
by JOEL SATTLER

All around the Mulberry Bush
the monkey chased the weasel
the monkey thought it was a joke
until the weasel exploded

the monkey said how was I to know
how was I to know it was loaded
I thought that it was all a joke
until the weasel exploded

Well President Ike got on his bike
and pedaled till he was demoted
the whole White House was in a fright
Until the weasel exploded

Cassandra told everyone in Troy
of everything she forboded
the Trojans thought it was a joke
until the weasel exploded

Enola Gay flew over Japan
in a plane that was overloaded
Hiro thought it was a joke
until the weasel exploded

Ladybug ladybug fly away home
everyone’s waiting for you to return
lady bug lady bug fly away home
your house is on fire your children will burn

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 7, 2021
A fine take on a tongue-in-cheek nursery rhyme. We need more of those these days.

My uncle, Basil Wenzel, returned from Germany after World War II and a stint in the 101st Airborne to a kind of hunter hero status in his little hometown. But known for his wild tales, they called him, Weasel, more often than Wenzel.

Ron


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