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hard -- LaBelle's Challenge Assayed
by john k zimmerman → (All Poetry by john k zimmerman)
  
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well, somedays you can
and somedays . . .




I tried to write something
saucy and hot to answer
your challenge, Crimson Lady,
something with falling shifts,
and groaning strokes, the
new, old ritual pre planned
or coming unlooked for.

I tried but naught took flight
above the tediously carnal
to the realms of sensuality by
your challenge called forth.
Though the situation looks rather grave
I should say that I, at the office, gave



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 Reviews of "hard -- LaBelle's Challenge Assayed"
Reviewed by Fr. Kurt Messick
Reviewed on November 14, 2003
:-)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 7, 2003
Funny! Thank you for sharing.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2003
HA!! This is priceless, John.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2003
HA! HA! Office charity.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 6, 2003
Giggling here...enjoyed it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2003
LOL loved the ending! :-)

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2003
i hate the "block"

death to the "block"

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 6, 2003
Laughing, laughing, I am , John! Great write.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on November 6, 2003
The giving at the office makes for a saucy thought! Lisa


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