"While taking my bath... looking at myself in the mirror all wet...thinking about something... and this is what came to my mind...echoing in my head like "jingle bells" so here we go...have fun reading this and have mercy on the reviews.....lol"
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"Self Putty"
Stop feeling sorry for yourself Girly Stop this silly childish act… you silly thing Stop being such a pain in the butt Just grow up girl… You know what You are a published author now Write about the fun things in life Even though you are the devils wife And a very active housewife Just get on with you crazy life Only a chicken flicking write To get rid of pain with all my might This silly girl has to win this fight Of which I became the B*tch Not the bloody witch… I think… wink Get rid of your blues and think pink And when your brain are cooked And it tastes like chicken And you forget how to think Just write another poem that stinks Or use Pratley Putty And put together Those scattered pieces of your life Or that bloody silly thing called pride Aha… that feels better now He-he-he…guess what? I feel like…
If that pic is what you look like all wet, we feel sorry for you too :), sometimes even the toughest of us need to feel a little sorry for themselves (if we don't, who will!) But then there is the time to pick ourselves back up, dust off and keep going.
Love, B&R
I have a pink story that will make you laugh
at least I hope so
I live in a wooded area, bears, foxes, deer and SKUNK
Well yrs back when I first got my older dog, a white shepard huskie mix, he got the urge to roam....he was adopted from a city area so did not have Wildlife smarts lol
well he went gallavanting one night.....I was worried about him, tried to find him, but could not.....then figured....he will come home when he gets hungry...they all do
about 1am I go outside, he is sitting in the middle of the driveway.....I urge him to come in.......he looks at me, and just turns his face away
we repeat this a few times........
He has a look of embarressemnt about him
so I laugh, and go out to reassure him and get him inside
he will not let me pet him, but runs inside
and here I am not really mad, just greatful he is home, my kids love him........after all he was just being a dog
so he goes into the kitchen and runs under the table
I coax him out......then BAM .......the smell hits me........he was skunked.........and embarressed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol
so I give him a bath in tomato juice to get rid of the stink, along with some commercial stuff for getting rid of skunk odor....I have been thru skunk attacks with other dogs........I learned to keep it on hand lol
when he dries off
his white fur.......HAS TURNED PINK
I swear.......like a light shade
So we start calling him the PINK STINK......and my son who was a teenager at the time was embarressed to walk him........
didn't want to be seen walking a pink dog!!!
I LOVE IT, TINKA way to go, I hope the Lord leads, you to find a way out of this, or better yet, changes his heart!! either way, luvya lots and keep up the great writes, of which, this is the best in a while, not for the prose, but that ya finlee knows, that your damn cool, and laughin at your self, really does rule!!
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Ron
\/vvv\/ <------ Rottie Smile
Love, B&R
Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Paul;-)
aka Sparky
Fee
A funny, fun write.
Love, Suzie :-D
Goofy is good!
Tinka
I have a pink story that will make you laugh
at least I hope so
I live in a wooded area, bears, foxes, deer and SKUNK
Well yrs back when I first got my older dog, a white shepard huskie mix, he got the urge to roam....he was adopted from a city area so did not have Wildlife smarts lol
well he went gallavanting one night.....I was worried about him, tried to find him, but could not.....then figured....he will come home when he gets hungry...they all do
about 1am I go outside, he is sitting in the middle of the driveway.....I urge him to come in.......he looks at me, and just turns his face away
we repeat this a few times........
He has a look of embarressemnt about him
so I laugh, and go out to reassure him and get him inside
he will not let me pet him, but runs inside
and here I am not really mad, just greatful he is home, my kids love him........after all he was just being a dog
so he goes into the kitchen and runs under the table
I coax him out......then BAM .......the smell hits me........he was skunked.........and embarressed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol
so I give him a bath in tomato juice to get rid of the stink, along with some commercial stuff for getting rid of skunk odor....I have been thru skunk attacks with other dogs........I learned to keep it on hand lol
when he dries off
his white fur.......HAS TURNED PINK
I swear.......like a light shade
So we start calling him the PINK STINK......and my son who was a teenager at the time was embarressed to walk him........
didn't want to be seen walking a pink dog!!!
Actually I thought he looked chic
lol
smiling now??????????
pax A
Goofy girls are GOOD, and so is this change in focus dear Tinks!
Richard
You sound really positive and upbeat...
Stick at it...
That's the way..
Peace
Peter
This is a great WET-NESS-DAY! good punmanship!!!
Love you bunches -BIGGG HUGS& Prayers! Rhonda
Susan
Get rid of your blues and think pink
Get rid of your blues and think pink
Get rid of your blues and think pink
Your New Mantra - Repeat Every Morning - Noon - and Evening.
PS Don't forget to dry yourself off, you look very wet in this picture!
Aberjhani