You little witty mouse What are you looking at hmm… O’ you want a cracker or two Sorry man you scared me a little Not just a little see… I almost had a fit You little twit… Don’t you look at me like that… You scared the sh#t out of me okay I do have to admit… You do have a damn cheek To come and disturb my heart’ beat You cheeky little mouse This is my damn house I am home alone And you are in danger zone Where did I put my phone I wanna call rescue 911 Before the cat stars to dine One mouse ala cracker so divine Don’t you move that nose Sh#t that was close I almost sh#t in my pants As I do this … get away dance Called the....
“Curlywaltzola ala Jackomacaryna Yo-yo Jive” Gotscha!!
Stock up on traps and cats...and one hell of a high chair to stand on, then watch them fight it out from a great height! I would have been hiding in a broom cupboard somewhere, waiting for the cavalry! Hilarious! Panda :)
It's either the cat or glue boards. Nasty little buggers they are. Why do they have to be cute?
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2006
One time long ago I caught
a baby mouse bare handed
on the side of a fire place.
I took it outside and threw it
at the ducks. It went bye-bye
in a ducks belly.
Love the write..
Hope your over your fright...
x0x0x0x0
Book 3 continues the Commander and the Chief's adventures in political intrigue, superstition, old feuds, and the search of Nikola Tesla's missing papers in this Close Encounter of the Weird Kind.
Books 1 & 2 of Never Leave Your Monastery, both in one volume. This Collector's Edition features the ORIGINAL ART of the Author, over 25 hand-drawn illustrations.
Although available elsewhere; the author urges you
Maria, raised in the Mafia and educated by the gangs of New York, is hunting the man who killed her Akalina, and she will kill anyone who gets in her way.
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Thanks for the chuckle m8
Love Ch'erie
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Continued prayers for you, sis! :)
Paul;-)
Regis
Good story Tinks!
Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Love,
Susan
So I'm glad you taught him to dance, whilst you s##t your pants!!!
LOLS X 1000000000000 You are too hilarious!!!
love, Rhonda [PS I COULD SEND IN JADE BELLE OR SOFTSHOE EDDIE!!!]
Fee
~~martin~~
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
a baby mouse bare handed
on the side of a fire place.
I took it outside and threw it
at the ducks. It went bye-bye
in a ducks belly.
Love the write..
Hope your over your fright...
x0x0x0x0
Cute and sassy write..
Meeow on !
Peter