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The Makings Of A New Diet Plan
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"The Makings Of A New Diet Plan" :) The stomach starts to hurt bad Holding back another stinky fart Each time you do that Another burp explode Making the stomach roar for more Alarming your spouse to run for cover Knowing the smells killer effect Ingredients of this new diet plan Not so kind to explain Glossy cocktail spin in a pot Of you run to old john Drop the stomach�s content Face red�stomach roar� feeling sick All known love for food forgotten New diet plan of action Eat less cocktail That looks like delicious gooey eyes Wasting time Embracing the bowl of old John again Diet can be a good thing If done in moderation Eat with a smile on your face Try to forget another embrace Poetry or not I feel green to the gut Longing to die alone Actions taken No more diet plan Or Glossy cocktails Spinning in a pot Thank you!! Copyright � September 30, 2006 Tinka Boukes

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Reviewed by K. Mulroney

Reviewed on October 2, 2006

Oh what "icky" visions you weave! lol!

Reviewed by m w

Reviewed on October 1, 2006

LOL an aromatic write for sure LOL

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on October 1, 2006

I'm taking "Colostrum" for good health; but for some unknown reasons, it has an effect on losing weight. I'm quite satisfied witht the result. I have lost about 9 lbs. already and still losing.

"Colostrum" is a wonderful health product that helps us to improve our immune system, but when I take it, it miraculously had helped me to lose weight at the same time. I like it so much!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Hee, hee, diets are a pain for sure..
x0x0x

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Diet,i.e. There's No Thing That Does Not Come Out Of Mind_

EXERCISE MORE IT NEVER KILLED ANYONE....

ETAL: You Can Sit At Your Desk Simply See YOURSELF Running In Your Own Mind...

Your Friend,TRASK

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

LOL too funny.

Fee

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Can you send that diet to me tinka!!!

I want it before the holidays

I am serious
sorry for your discomfort..........but
my mom used to tell me.....you have to suffer to be beautiful......as she brushed my long knotty hair as a youngster.......

but now.........I am tuff enough to handle it
lol
hope you feel better

pax a
send it

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

I hate to diet because I don't like to avoid the foods that I love and most of the "diet foods" get to be so boring that I end up scrapping the diet anyway. So...I workout hard and just eat smaller portions. If I eat a balanced diet, I really don't get hungry and if I really must have something that is calorie packed, I allow it, then I simply get back on the prohram. I never feel good when I make a radical change to my diet and often it will do to me, exactly what it has done to you. I hope you are feeling better soon and that John becomes more of a casual visit instead of one of such urge-n-cy.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Diets don't work, it's all bull
just eat less in portions and exercice
no matter what diet you choose to go into
those are the instructions given
"Eat sensible and exercise"

Love & Peace
William

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Just eat smaller portions and do some walking is better than any diet plan I have found, though it takes a long time to wear off that which we have grown...Ed

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Poor, poor Tinka. She's either crying out her eyes over some forlorn love or crying out her eyes over a good dinner, cocktails included. Victor

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

You go girl, this is a true writing if I've ever read one...know all about that roller coaster ride of dieting...been there done that. You've said it well!!!!!!!!!Love it. The music is great....
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

I'll pass on the diet but loved the poem:-)
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

you're on a roll, girl!

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on September 30, 2006

Oh goodness sissy Tinks ...

This is like A VERY SNOTTY THOUGHT 2 ...

These old bodies can sure be fun sometimes, and then again ... YIKES ... so much glop is produced when we're sick and feeling yucky.

Yur bud and brother ...
Richard Lloyd cederberg

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