Uni-corn

Geometrical formations, primarily corn

Flattened crops by alien stalkers

Very paranormal, without bells or whistles

"You mowing-devils you!"

Effects produced rather curious

Done with a high level of precision

Perfect symmetry, done from above

And not by the eye of an Englishman.

The stalkers seem to work on a continuum

Corn fields and farmers caught unaware

The perpetrators seem to have no malicious intent

But rather are sending us a message - Beware!

They must view us and the corn as victims

In other words, seriously flawed

Earthlings and crops support delusions

We always seem to slander and deform.

The stalkers no doubt are using manipulative behavior

coercing us to somehow intervene

Paranormal enthusiasts are calling it a "Mental assault"

"Intervening in our tranquility - it’s prohibited under petty law!"

"If we let it continue, there may be possible physical harm

Not only to us, but more and more to our corn

We, as para-un-normals must come-up with a solution

Hey, we know, we’ll pave our crops and put-up a parking lot!"

Copyright € 2007 Tinka Boukes & R. Lance Sheridan