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How to enter the Kingdom of Heaven in Style....lol
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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PASTOR VERSUS TAXI DRIVER
by; Mankamane Roseline Leshilo


Poem Artwork

A South African Local Pastor dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's

Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in Sunglasses, a loud shirt,

leather jacket and jeans.

The gatekeeper asks him,

"Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the

Kingdom of Heaven ?

"The guy replies, "I'm Sipho Mlangeni, Taxi driver, from Soweto, South

Africa, boss."



The gatekeeper checks his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver,

"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of

Heaven."

Now it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the

Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last

forty-three years."

The gatekeeper checks his list. He says to the Minister, "Take this

cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Wait a minute," says the Minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he

gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," explains the gatekeeper.

"While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
 

 

GOTTA LOVE MY COUNTRY>>>>LOL>>>>YA RIGHT??


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 Reviews of "How to enter the Kingdom of Heaven in Style....lol"
Reviewed on March 30, 2009
. . . wonderful - your talent rocks!

Lance

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 28, 2009
Great story, TinkaSweets! Thank you for sharing it. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on March 24, 2009
Tinka.....you are just amazing...you never cease to make me smile....cheers...love n luck...BHUWAN!!

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 23, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .....
A real goodun here sissy. Ain't it the truth!
Blessings from big bro ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 23, 2009
The only time I was on your continent, in 1977, all the Egyptian cabs had headlights aimed in all directions except ahead. Probably from the numerous potholes on the road to the airport. There were hundreds of police with whistles and pads in the streets of Cairo, chasing after cabs on foot to write tickets at the slightest sign of a traffic jam.

Ron

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 22, 2009
I guess cab drivers are the same throughout the world
Because in New York Cab drivers are the worst drivers in the world
See your point ....Tinka
Love & peace be with you

William

Reviewed on March 22, 2009
This was funny Tink! I needed this to get off course, I enjoyed it! Thank YOu for sharing it! YOur Birthday was recently, I hope it was as SPECIAL as you are! Happy!!! Belated Birthday Sweetie!!! Better said than not forgotten!
Kingdome of heaven, May the waiting line begin...ACTIONS do speak louder than Words they say, think you got me writing again... and I am exhausted today, been walking for hours...
I really have missed reading your heart, I must try harder!
Hope all is going Terrific with YOU and YOUR Family and new baby! Grandson right, we are having a new Grand daughter, it will be #2 by Sarah my youngest! in August. No one knew till a month ago... Not smiling, but it's their choice! I started shopping!

WRITE ON!
Warmest Blessings Of Love, Peace, and Bright Light, Warrior Purple Lady SHEExoooo

Reviewed on March 21, 2009
funny piece Tinks, made me lol, hugs&love

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on March 21, 2009
This is funny Tinka...you bring smiles to the many who are in waiting...for that glorious entrance into the Kingdom of God...

nice work...

Art Sun...

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on March 21, 2009
this is a marvelously humorous way to start the day Tinka, thanks -- a real twist of fate -- JMW

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on March 20, 2009
Lol Tinka this poem is a real treasure
I love this write it brought a joy to
My day and a smile to my face
Sending you Peace Love and Light...Yolie

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 20, 2009
superb twist of humor and wit ...

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on March 20, 2009
OOOH you wicked Girl you, but you made me laugh...Ooops that makes me just as naughty..
Somehow there is a definate message in this!!
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
hahaha Tinka what a gem! Got me smiling for awhile;-)
thanks for sharing!

ps belated Happy Birthday to you too sis!;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
Cute, nice twist to the many realities of life.......

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
LOL...enjoyed - Happy Birthday Wishes to You.

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
I didn't expect that ending, a great big smile I got, thanks...ed

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
Had me rolling in the aisles. Very good. Thanks, J'nia

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
lol that's rich Tinky

Reviewed by Leonardo Catprio (Reader)
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
Very funny stuff. Keep them coming, I laughed so hard at this one, Tina.

Leo

Reviewed on March 19, 2009
ROFL! Could apply to many ... thanks for the laugh, Tinka, needed it!

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
All too true.
hugs Fee

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
LOL... good one

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
I like it; I like it!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
fantastic!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
The only comment to this delightful story is, gone to my library!
And sending it to a few selected people that aren't in AD but that gonna roll with laughter.
Thanks, I needed this one!

Georg


Reviewed on March 19, 2009
LOL Too cute; well done, Tinks!

(((HUGS))), much love, and continued prayers~

As always, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
Sitting here drinking coffee....and you've got me smiling. Enjoyed this, Tinka!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
A cute one that got me smiling first thing this morning tinka. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose


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