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WishingWell
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Went to make a wish,
fell in with the fish.
Tried to get out,
got bit by a trout.
Finally crawling to dry ground,
I walked splish splash around.


My wish came true ,
I wished for Sue.
I was sued for everything I got,
even my stew pot.
Now I have nothing,
but I'm still wishing for something.


Something finally fell on me,
it knocked me in the sea.
A shark bit my toe off,
now my step is soft.
I'm finished with this wishing,
going out fishing.


While fishing my boat sank,
now my boats in the tank.
As I swimmed ashore,
I wished for the far away shore.
My wish came true ,
I ran back into Sue.


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 Reviews of "WishingWell"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 16, 2004
Funny one Grady!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
hahahaha Grady you have a wicked sense of humor!;-)
Excellent write!

Reviewed on April 15, 2004
This was so funny, excellent Grady!

Reindeer

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2004

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
LOL, gunna su sue, for a new shoe, but go with no toe?

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
What a trip, glad Sue was the eventual prize. Fanmtastic!

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
HAHAHAHAHAHA REAL FUNNY GRADY....
I knew it would be...I have a headache and
I knew if I came here I would get a laugh..
loved this friend....floria


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