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Zip
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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If you don't like silly, go hang out with Willie. Other than that, kick out the dog and bring in the cat. Who cares........


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I'm no energizer bunny,
and some of my days
aren't too sunny,
but I love to keep up my zip.
Shooting straight from the hip,
a good diet does a body great,
so it's important what goes on my plate.


Backed up by vitamins and herbs,
to help me from stumbling over the curbs.
Then comes a few good cups of coffee,
now the eyes can really see.
Away goes the rotten attitude,
so I won't be mean and rude.


Ok,

now my mind is free,
all the fools I can clearly see.
I got my body up to par,
now I can zip to the bathroom,
and not piss in a jar.
I feel good all over,
running through the grass,
searching for a four leaf clover.


Quite a bit of this world is luck,
even the splatter of a duck.
Zipping along in my automobile,
glad the sucker will pull me up the hill.
I don't ride horses of meat,
but I'll zip along on a motorbike seat.


Altogether my zip is good,
I'd live forever if I could.
Living isn't worth a shazaam,
if we don't give a ham.
Merrily I zip along,
I live in America,
and not Hong Kong.


So sorry,

I'm in a hurry!

Zip!!!!!!!!!!

One





 

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 Reviews of "Zip"
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on March 4, 2007
zippy and witty

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on March 4, 2007
Very entertaining. Cartoon is tops. R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 4, 2007
Hahahaha,,your art is tops...do you do that yourself??

A good ZIPPER Grady!!

NUFF my lips are Zipped for the day!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on March 4, 2007
LOL! YOu floor me ONE!
1st. The name Shazaam, was my fat pet Iguana
I miss him so... :( I spoiled him in a big glass aquar. 40ft long.
And. this poem...
YOu give from the Core of your being, I would have no other way!
I want your book!
I am serious!
I am hooked!
YOur drawings our a hoot
to boot~
YOu have such a way
Of putting a smile on my face!
Thank you for you zippy way
A Good man is easy to take!
WArmly, WArrior Lady Sheeeoox
TAke your Vitems./ herbs, I do the same, I'm up to 14 a DAY~
I do believe in them~
Don't forget your water, my sweet friend~
Of the silly writing pen~
I think your catchy jingles, are causing me to mingle along....

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 4, 2007
Where's your Zip Code? ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on March 4, 2007
I really love and enjoy words written from the heart-mind-body and soul. it captivates and catches the readers attention and I admire you for that. Keep writing and never stop because writing is such a great form of all releases

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on March 4, 2007
A little comedy relief on this snowy, cold day...

Chrissy

Reviewed on March 4, 2007
Okay, Grady!!!!! Zip along!!!!!! Heeeheee!!!!!

Sandie May Angel :o)


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