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Chance to Die
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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My wife and I watching Anna Nicole's funeral on tv got into a burial conversation. I was telling her I wanted to be cremated..


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I had to stop the conversation,
it overwhelmed my imagination.


I screamed to my wife,

Give me a chance to die,
I'm not dead yet!


She was going on and on,
about my funeral plans.
Kind of put a bad taste in my mouth,
a sorrowful thought in my head.
Who wants to be buried before time,
let my life go on and sublime.


Living in America,
long as I freaking can.
Eating, drinking coke, and being merry,
with not so much worry.
Riding along in my 5.7 liter hemi,
earning all I can,
and not begging give me.


I'm a real man walking,
and in death I'll be stalking.
My spirit will live forever,
flying around clever.
I'll write verse upon the sky,
I'll be a poet that will never die.


Until death do us part,
my word and I are soul and heart,
have been from the start.


I have no regret,
I'm not dead yet!



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 Reviews of "Chance to Die"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on March 6, 2007
I have no regret,
I'm not dead yet!

ABSOLUTELY!! R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
Way to go bro...I also want to be cremated..and my ashes scattered onto the ocean...you know why??

If Hubby want to go do fishing...i will make sure there will be none...me ans Sharky will chase them away!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
I have no regret,
I'm not dead yet!

Amen to that, and when I go, I want to be cremated, too - and my ashes sprinkled on the kitty litter boxes, so every time my wife cleans them - she will think of me!

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
Well said,plans being made for a funeral are one thing but don't go on and on about it if it makes you uncomfortable,Live long my friend,

Michael

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
Well done as always sweet sweet man,Enjoyed...Hugssssssssss

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
One Poet,

Here! here! live and let live.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
my sentiments as well! well put


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