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Trying to be funny
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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anything worthwhile is worth trying

a trick that needs trying,
harder when your azz is frying,
or almost dying.
for years i've had a sense of humor,
hope it has prevented a tumor,
at least cut down on the rumor.


that i'm a mean azz nerve plucker,
worst than a sixteen wheel trucker.


any way i keep smiling and trying to laugh,
but all the bull cuts this in half.
it's harder now that i'm older,
i do quite a bit of praying to the beholder.
i'd love to stay happy,
even when i feel kind of crappy.


i do a lot of joke cracking,
even when my humor is lacking.
the only thing we can do is try,
it's that or sometimes almost cry.
one way not to be real sad,
is to patch azz and get glad.
be thankful for what we got,
than for what we do not.


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 Reviews of "Trying to be funny"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on February 1, 2008
Positive attitude has the wherewithal to change a lot. Well said. R

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on January 31, 2008
Your sense of humor is always good, I need some myself. Enjoyed.

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on January 31, 2008
Would you like to clown around with me? I LOVED being a clown for 17 years and was ALWAYS recruiting :)!
It's strange though, dear, that most people never saw in inner veneer, cheer. They thought/think I'm seriously lying.
Still have the costumes and you've got the beat :)! When you're ready to clown, dear, let hit the street!

Love it and you too!

Sandy

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 31, 2008
Well done sweet sweet man,you have a wonderful day OK darlin...Hugsssssss
Love,
Chanti Lace xoxo

Reviewed on January 31, 2008
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine, so says the good book

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 31, 2008
good advice here-


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