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30 mil Space Ride
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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I don't know whether this is funny or not, that 30 mil sure isn't.

I wouldn't give Russia
onecent for a potato
maybe I'd spend it on
a tomato
Use it to throw in
Puttin ons face
then tell him he and his
country are a disgrace

A 30 million dollar
space ride
fool seemed hard up
for excitement
Sorry I just can't
see it
Help me out Zeus
with this mental abuse

Lets see now
rockets blow up
the space shuttle blew
up and killed the astronauts
Seems like a suicidal
trip to me
All that money must be
driving him nuts
That's it he's nuts
or I am Zeus
referencing a phony
god of no use

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 Reviews of "30 mil Space Ride"
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
fascinating how folks live!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
How Bout $3 Million $ Minute Spent On Last Minute T V Ads By $ Greed Mongering Corporate America To Get:

Obamania Elected...SUICIDE...

McInsane Elected...SUCICIDE...

SADLY: Greed Mongering Corporate America Will Still Be Running Country (You, Us,Them) To Dogs...

Not Put Put Puttin Russia...

Keep Em Comen...

TRASK

Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Shoot, I can barely afford to eat, let alone spend 30 million to go to Space ... closest I get is on spaceweather.com LOL! Rich peopele have no clue to what "real" people face. You know? They could float me enough to pay my bills and go out to eat (and no $447.00 dinners, either!!). Well said, GEM.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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