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Bit of Funny
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Might end up being a bit of honey, trying to keep a face that is sunny.


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Very few things are funny
and it's very hard to keep
a face that is sunny
mostly our eyes be crying runny
I do a lot of joking and
playing around at times
trying to counteract all the
bull that sublimes

Some say you think everything
is funny
others get pissed off at a face
that stays sunny
Actually my sunny is at times phony
so slice me up like baloney
I try to act happy hoping
my brain will catch on scoping
as I go through the crazy day coping

Quite a few of my jokes fail
but my smile continues to excel
maybe a phony smile
but it's just my chosen style
At times I be laughing out loud
because I get really proud
that I just didn't lose it and
slap the crap out of some
deserving fool
Oh yes I've learned to stay cool
as the devil in me drool

opg


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 Reviews of "Bit of Funny"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 29, 2010
You are correct! Smile, it really pisses them off. Patrick

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Past Poem Thought You Left for Better Places?

TRASK

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
I love it! Great image and isn't it true how often we grin and bear it?

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Haha...You made me smile today. We all take life too seriously. We could learn a lot from our small children who's hearts are free.

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
even a forced smile is better thsan a frown! well expressed!

Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Grady,

I love your rhyme scheme. It is so true that often we "put on a happy face" to please others. Great Write.

Mary

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Keep the smile. It's better than a frown.
God bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Cool you keep,
ur writes aren't cheap,
Of faith you make me leap,
and your writes never make me sleep...e


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