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The Tooth Fairy
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
  
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(Is your tooth under the pillow?)

The little kids tooth was under the pillow.

The tooth fairy slipped in the house real slow.

However, he was after the little kids mothers beaver.

The little kid knew this and was waiting with a knife cutter.

The fairy made his move on the sleeping mother.

The next day,

The little kid wanted to play.

The father just limped away.

Kid got tired of not getting paid.

Fairy getting laid.

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Ok, ok, I'm trying. You all know it's Friday.




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 Reviews of "The Tooth Fairy"
Reviewed by Angela Denney (Reader)
Reviewed on April 11, 2003
it a work in progress

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 6, 2003
hahahahah...real fairy scary story!!!

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on April 5, 2003
I love it!

Chrissie

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on April 4, 2003
Loved it!

Reviewed by Nancy D.
Reviewed on April 4, 2003
Very clever Grady, I needed this for a smile.

Nancy

Reviewed by Brittany Renée
Reviewed on April 4, 2003
...LoL.. a perplexing laugh this was ;) Unqiue! O;)


Warm Love
*-Brittany-*

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on April 4, 2003
Grady I like how you write..I like your outlook on life that I have read on another post..and I liked your replies on some posts that mattered a lot to me...glad you are here at AD..floria

Reviewed on April 4, 2003
This was so funny..

Excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on April 4, 2003
*snicker* TGIF....thanks for an afternoon giggle...


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