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A Sunday Joke
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
  
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(This joke came from a wise preacher that I heard today, thought I would share it with everyone if you haven't heard it yet.)

A little old lady who prayed and believed in God was comfronted by her neighbor who was a non-believer.

After doing her best to turn the little old lady around by telling her she was foolish for having faith,

The neighbor waited until the little old lady left home to try and find some food to eat because she was hungry,

After she left the neighbor placed a bag of groceries down beside her steps.

When the little old lady returned home, she saw the groceries, picked them up and screamed, "praise the Lord for supplying me with these groceries."

The neighbor ran out her door and screamed, "see there the Lord didn't leave you those groceries, I did, he doesn't care about you!"

The little old lady then held the groceries up and said, "and thank you Lord for using the devil to supply this food to me."

This little old lady refused to loose her faith regardless.

All of our faith is challenged sometime

A little doubt isn't a crime

The important thing is having the mind made up

It helps fight being to corrupt

If you have faith then stand behind it regardless of the circumstances

It's better than the back and fourth dances

If you don't have faith in God, then the same applies to having faith in self

It helps keep us off lifes negative storage shelf

It's not a good Idea to move up and down lifes confidence and faith scale

Stability is the best policy regardless of whether we pass or fail

Or even go to hell

Lets see now, one day you're good

The next day you're bad in mood

Then it goes something like this,

I'm so mixed up about my life

I just don't know what I want to do

Be the boot or the shoe.


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 Reviews of "A Sunday Joke"
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
Superb write...love n luck...BHUWAN

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
What a message! Very Good!

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
i don't know which to be either

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
A good joke indeed
Enjoyed the message......

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
Glad she didn't loose it irregardless. Ole Webster would roll over in his grave for sure. At least language isn't religious.

Reviewed by Charleen Burge (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
Grady, This is very good and funny too! Sorry I haven't been able to get to your poetry lately, but I promise I'm going to before long.

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
A very strong message. Well done, Grady
Chrissie :)

Reviewed by Jessica Stanfield (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
Nice. Very nice.
- J -

Reviewed on May 4, 2003
God has made this little old lady's neighbour supply the groceries. God's power always work in a mysterious way, but we know it's all for the good result.

Sandie Angel :o) a.k.a. May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
This is powerful with a good message. As always, you make me think!
Take care,
Jill

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
Grady this is excellent and powerful thankyou for shring.
Hugs Peg


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