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Hibernating
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
  
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If a computer can do it, so can I. Hey, got take a break when the stress is on.

My computer just started hibernating,
while I was computering.


Little window said,
"a few lines in your computer were hibernating. Do you want to prevent this.?"
I thought, "what the hell is this?"


Anyway, I learned to do the same,
in this marriage game.
My wife came in running her mouth,
my brain hibernated down south.


She finally shouted,
"Why you acting so funny honey?"
I responded "uh huh!"
then just kept staring out into space,
with a blank look on my face.


I think a "few lines in my brain were hibernating."
as my wife was conversating.


On Standby!




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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2003
Ha ha ha ha! ROF! You gave me a good laugh. I know little about them... until lately, but I really could relate to this!

Thanks,
Emilie

Reviewed on August 12, 2003
This is too funny! Is that what that look on his face is? Smiles.... I'll have to remember this...
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on August 12, 2003
Marriage Is An Institution Only In Eyes Of Satan,i.e. Collects Taxes__

Truly (God) Could Care Less as Long As You Cared & Shared And Loved Your Little Children!!

I'd Rather Live Alone Forever Than Be In Misery Of Anothers Company,i.e. Marriage!!!

TRASK

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on August 12, 2003
LOL...
Thanks for the giggle Grady...
Cute write...

Trixie :)

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on August 12, 2003
Loved this one Grady..
Thanks for making me smile
today..:)

~~Linda~~

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on August 12, 2003
LOL...this is cute Grady...but then again also not funny when taken literally...you and your wife are in my thoughts and prayers Grady!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed on August 12, 2003
you and your wife do NOT need to be fighting! now you two kiss and make up! hope your problems are over soon; you are in my prayers! :( (((HUGS))) and love, your friend, karen lynn. your expressive nature is uncanny! :)

Reviewed by Toris Okotie
Reviewed on August 12, 2003
Nicely expressed, memories!!!

Reviewed on August 12, 2003
This was excellent Grady...Loved the expression in this!

Reindeer

Reviewed on August 12, 2003
Hi Grady:

Hope you and your wife will sort out your love very soon and be back in harmony.

Absolutely love this write! Be back soon! I know you've got words all over your brain. Now line them up and write.

Loveya,

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on August 12, 2003
Liked tha analogy here...perfect!!!


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