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Movie Star Looks
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Puffy, fluffy and nice
Is how I’d like my hair tonight

I’ll take a trip to my beautician
Get me a coifed composition

Rub in some conditioning oil
Encase my head in tin foil

Sit myself under the hair dryer
Hopefully it won’t set my curls on fire

It’s not easy reaching for the bizarre
Darlin' look at me, I'm a movie star


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 Reviews of "Movie Star Looks"
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
LOL! next time get a perm ...

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
KOOL AND CUTE
LOVE THE PICTURE

WILLIAM

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
I always wondered what Cher looked like without makeup.

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
LOL...oh my goodness that's some do girl! ;O)
This is a wonderful write of the beauty all for our men we do endure!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
I sure are!

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Really cute, Sara. Is that hairpiece timeless or what?
Amor

Reviewed by Oirdheirc Mor (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Hi Sara,
Being myself of an inordinately inquisitive mind, did you do go for the top and the bottom coiffeur at the same time, or did you just have the usual razor cut.

Is that a black and tan coonhound by any chance?
What is up have they banned you from the sea, giving all those poor rays palpitations.
Big Smile,
Mor.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
I love that nose job you had too. You're a hott cookie!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
Stunning, I must say, Sarah! But how did you manage that hair-doo after snorkeling?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 7, 2003
O shit f#ck...this is funny Sara....lol!!

I think I was the hairdresser...right?

hehehehehehehehehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAA!!

Love Tinka


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