Crying Clown
© Jaimey Perham 05/19/2010
Sick and tired of acting and playing for royalty the part of the crying clown
Drained and exhausted performing for the King and Queen, a jester of comedic crowns
On this rainy day in the heart of London I will show no more foolish frowns
My new fresh goal is to head to the English country side and find a quaint little backwards town
Going to give up the city gals, and find me a real nice lady, home grown
One that won’t leave you hanging when life gets rough and tough, and strand me down to the ground on my own
Not that I am afraid of anything if left all alone?
Might actually do me some good to clear my head despite feeling lonely
But to my great avail if I need to talk to someone I just pick up that telephone
Decided to go to my local community bank to take out a large loan
But to my surprise not only did they not lend me the money; they froze my savings of gold
National Security or some bullshit like that the bank manager moaned
So I left the empty bank and headed west to the train station broke and gone
Hopped into the back of the locomotive, and saw it was full of a cargo of hobos and animal bones
A stranger said the caboose was headed to the pristine country side up north, in other words my future rich paradise, my new poor home