Dedicated to the "Genetically-Challenged" boy I know
(Mom this is also for you)
Stuart Oliver Schnaubel
What do you think of when you hear that name?
A scrawny boy, with a face only a mother could love.
I think even his parents were trying to tell him something in the beginning...
S. O. S.
Poor Stuart, with glasses like magnifiers that could set ants blazing.
A voice like a nasal drip that will never be cured.
"Want to see my button collection?"...Dear God...
S. O. S.
Mental patient's haircut, and the poor Unfortunate still thinks he's cool.
He doesn't even know his shirt tail slipped through the open fly of his jeans.
A little bit of Forest Gump and a whole lot of Slingblade...
"Mmhmmm..."
And he wonders why his parents look at him and cry...
Knowing the torment this voy brought to you and your tolerance of him....I understand this very well. You actually have been very diplomatic here too.
Love,
mom
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Love,
mom