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In The Raw
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What's in the big salad?" "Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs." - George and Jerry, in "The Big Salad" (Seinfeld) IN THE RAW Peppers, lettuce, basil Olives, and string beans! Sliced and diced, together YUMMY shades of green....... Broccoli, carrots, raisins, Tomatoes ripe.... onions! In the raw with coleslaw Time to munch right in! Summer Salad Bet you thought it was about something else!!! Muuuhaaahaaaa A

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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on July 28, 2004

No I didn't, M'Lady, don't know WHERE you think MY mind isw these days.

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on July 27, 2004

Caught this just right, my dear, sitting in an Internet Cafe on the beautiful Aegean Island of Samos... mm-mm with feta cheese and olives, too!! And your new biog picture! You're certainly in whacky mood al momento ... wish you were here!!!! Hasta la vista, Kate xx

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on July 27, 2004

I was hoping it was about Jay birds.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

You know, I'm hungry about now. Would've gone for some junk food, but now I feel guilty.

Clever! (And yes, wicked girl that I am, I did think it was about something else. LOL.)

Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

Hi Lady A...very very witty...bring on those summer salads...Fletcher B

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...I LOVE salads!
This was cute, LaBelle. And, as a graphic artist
myself, I can't help noticing you sneaked in a
visual message to your vegetables. Hee hee....

Reviewed by Larry Rochelle

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

Fool me once, shame on me!

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

LOL this is rich!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

Yeah sure I did....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

Watching weight? Nothing like a big salad. Enjoyed this Lady A.

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

i'm sorry but even the picture looks sexual...must be just my mind today

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

Dear Lady A.

Mmmmmm sounds very appetising!!

Warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

This picture and poem Lady A..gives you a healthy appetite...

Peter Paton

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 26, 2004

(((lady a)))

GAWD, that pic gets your mind to thinking, but i knew it was about salad...i'd reallllllly rather not have tomatoes, peppers and onions down there LOL

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross LOLOLOLOLOLOL

but this poem is a delightful romp into your twisted mind :)

(((HUGS))), love, and continued prayers, karla. LOLOLOLOLOLOL *yer a mess, and i love yew for it*

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