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Agonized Snooze In The Booze
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I am nOt a drinker, Only On hOlidays, and this is the reasOn why!!!


AgOnized SnOOze In The BOOzE


I tOOk from vine,sweet blushing wine
Then it tOOk me,to agOny!!!
My sOul is raw, my spirit's dead
DOn't give me mOre, for I am dead


OOOOOOO

Please let me lie, inside my tOmb
Just pass me by...we'll catch up sOOn!
I need the rest, I'm craving peace
I've failed the test, and been released


OOOOOOOOOOO


Please dO nOt knOck, upon my bOx
My shell is there, and does not care
I've gOt nO plans, I've crOssed by hands
Over my heart, sO dOn't you start!!


My fOrehead aches, ten fingers shake
And all because, I Over drank!!

ICK!!!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

a
12/03



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Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
HAHA, that picture is so funny! when i was a elder teenager i had some friends that always had a bunch of people over drinking and one day while partying a ferret showed up and walked on in and became one o the family, but it would go around after everyone passed out and tip the beers...they would find it passed out and sluggish for days...

jessica
aka
gypsie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 29, 2003
Thanks for the giggle Anita!!

HOppy new Year to yOu!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
i can feel your hangover from here ;)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
Judging by how stiff that squirrel's tail is, I'd say he smoked something a little stronger than Marlboro.

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
LOL
Wonderful poem..thank you for making me laugh this evening.
Excellent, as ever
~Chrissie
Happy New Year

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
Lady A, You are absolutely nuts. (lol)

Reviewed on December 28, 2003
LOL too funny, anita; the pic is absolutely hiLARious! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on December 28, 2003
(((lady a)))

that pooooor little squirrel tied one too many, eh? been there, done that...thank God those days are over...been sober 20 years :)

bless his little heart...gonna have a hangaround that hangs around

don't drink and drive

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
I thought he was a bit squirrely! Just a bit of the hair o' the dog. A shot'll fix you up just fine ;-).

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
..well I haven't gone through that..don't drink..never have..no, I'm not being a goody- goody..it's just that i can't take it..that's all..sometimes I wish I could get dead-drunk and just enjoy OBLIVION for a few hours..lOL!!

Fun write!!!
pS The pic.is fantastic..my daughter has enlarged and printed it..ty

Vesna:)

Happy New Year!!!

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
LOL!!!!! Ha where do you get those pictures! :op Poor lil' guy!

Thanks for the grin kid! ;)

Your poems are always the best.

Happy New Year! Dani

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
Shame on you, Anita. That squirrel doesn't look old enough to smoke, let alone drink!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
WOW that pic!;-)lol!Wait til Ed sees it;-)!You caught the momnent well Anita!shhhhhhhhh...

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
LOL!!! well dOne!!!! (Or should I whisper?)

Carmen

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
LOL reminds of some of the mornings I have experienced. Great capture of the day after LOL.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
Very good write about the devils brew,that makes one spew:)

Reviewed by Gary Gebert
Reviewed on December 28, 2003
Made me laugh!!! ;)

Gary


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