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Five Heirs
by Alexander Goldstein → (All Poetry by Alexander Goldstein)
Wednesday, August 5, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A grey beard, but a lusty heart—
Five sons I have and none of them
Likes school, putting me in mind
Of my own old man.
The elder scapegrace is sixteen
And as lazy as lazy can be.
The next is fifteen and no taste
For reading he ever has.
Thirteen are twins named Dick and Jack
Or Jack and Dick, and yet
They cannot tell seven from eight,
Real young rogues. The youngest Harry
Wants only chestnuts and pears—
He will be. . . eleven, in two years, I guess.
Then, come! Let me empty this jug
Of a beautiful wine, if such be
The will of Heaven—I can’t wait to oblige!
 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Five Heirs"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 5, 2015
A real dilemma. You can't coddle a codependent… And it looks like five of them. It may be only a poem, but good luck to the father in this one.

Ron

Reviewed by Jansen Estrup
Reviewed on August 5, 2015
Sounds like the sons are pretty much like the father and grandfather ... funny how that works.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 5, 2015
Sandie nailed it

Reviewed on August 5, 2015
It must be good wine.
Some very successful people are unschooled; and yet, not everyone who goes to school are guaranteed to become a scholar and be successful.

Sandie


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