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Straight to the Point
by Alexander Goldstein → (All Poetry by Alexander Goldstein)
Friday, March 25, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just tell me, what's the difference

Between your lousy arguments

And my desperate reasoning?
 
Open the window and look out of it--
 
The world runs its myriad things
 
And changes itself without prompting.
 
If some duffers would ask me

To tell them of my beliefs, in no time

I would depant my butt and. . . 

Show it 'em in all its rosy ignorance!

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Straight to the Point"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on March 25, 2016
Funny direct humor incorporated in a poem!
Bravo!

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on March 25, 2016
Love the picture (and the bird) and love the poem. Just think of it, "show 'em in all its rosy ignorance" because they actually want to see it. Thanks for Saturdays laugh. I am still laughing. John


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