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POLISH JOKES
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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Now hold on! Don't Shoot the Messenger! No Malice Aforethought! Only an Attempt at Humor ... Before I'm Dead & Buried ... OK?

Polish Jokes © - Tom Hyland - 6/5/11 Two Jokes solely for - ED Kostro’s Edification! - ONE - From Way, Way Back - When I was a Mere Teenager: Big, Strapping Polish Stevedore Walks into a Bar - Sits on a Stool, next to a Big, Strapping Red-Neck. Pollack orders a Beer - Red-Neck says: “I’ll Bet you $10. I can make you CRY!” Response: “No Way! I am a Macho Man!” Each puts $10. On the Bar. An uneasy quiet ensues - Finally, the Polish guy says: “Well, what are you waiting for?” DRUM ROLL! “I’m waiting for BOO!” Pollack says: “BOO WHO?” “See, I made you Cry!” Red-Neck takes Money and Leaves! Not to be Outdone - Pollack decides he Will Get his Money Back - And - Double it! Really Big, Afro-American Guy Sits down next to Polish Guy, Who makes similar Challenge - “I’ll Bet you $20. I can make you Cry!” Each puts $20. On Bar. Silence ensues: Finally BAA asks: “What are you waiting for?” “I’m waiting for BOO!” DRUM ROLL! “WHO BOO BE?” Sorry Galz n’ Guyz ... That’s How I Heard it! No Offense Intended! It’z a JOKE! - TWO - Many Years Ago - I worked with a Polish Guy. On Many Monday AM’s - I couldn’t wait to Tell him a Polish Joke. But, One Monday Morning - He came over to me and said: “I have a Riddle for you!” ‘OK - Shoot!” “What’s Black and Blue - Bruised and Bleeding?” I Pondered and Pondered - And finally gave Up! DRUM ROLL! “An Irishman ... Who Told One Too Many Pollack Jokes!” His Name was Bob Zymoski - ... I Got The Point! And Congratulated him for Creating THAT JOKE! Afterwards, We Became Much Better Friends! NO © HERE - As I did Not Originate Either of the Above! TKH.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 15, 2011

“An Irishman ...
Who Told One Too Many
Pollack Jokes!”

Now how the hell did I miss this? And here I just defended you on old Stool Pigeon's Terrible Slam against you. I better retract that, you nasty old Irishman!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 7, 2011

Pollack jokes are amongst America's finest. And amazingly enough they're almost always clean. Not that I don't appreciate a dirty joke mind you. Patrick

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Love 'em Tom......sometimes I think we've gotten TOO politically correct.

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 5, 2011

As per usual, you are a cracked nut case, Hyland...Jerseeeeeeey