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HAPPY EASTER !
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ARE YOU AN 'EGG-PICKER' ?


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HAPPY EASTER !


© - Tom Hyland - 3/31/13

Religious ...

HE HAS RISEN!

Approximately 2,013 years ago ...
Christ arose from the Dead on the Third Day!
The Resurrection!

This is the Christian Celebration of Re-Birth.

To "Holy Mother Church" it is The Highest Holy Day of the Year!

Easter Sunday as a Religious Tradition
Is the Culmination of 'Holy Week'.

Palm Sunday - Ash Wednesday - Maundy Thursday -
Good Friday - Holy Saturday -
Easter Sunday ... The Fortieth Day ... The End of Lent!

HALLELUJAH !


Pagan ... TO ... Commercialism ...

SPRING HAS SPRUNG!

A New Beginning!

The Egg is the Symbol of New Birth ...
The Bunny Rabbit is the Symbol of Fertility ...
Chocolate is the Symbol of Unparalleled Satiation ...

ENTER ... Peter Rabbit ... The Easter Bunny!

A Goodly Creature Dispensing ...
Edible Eggs of All Types and Fashions ...

JOY - CUTENESS - YOUTH ...

Little Chicks ... Little Eggs ... Little Bunnies ...

FOOD !

Glazed Ham with Pineapple Rings and Maraschino Cherries ...
Mashed Potatoes Smothered in Gravy ...
Candied Sweet Potatoes ...
Every Veggie Imaginable ...

Dyed Hard-Boiled Eggs ...

PICKING EGGS!

"Who's Got a Ginagee? Who Wants to Pick-a-Me?"
First We Do Points ... Then Butts ...

The Egg Held in One Hand with a Small Hole ...
Made Above it with the Other Hand ...
Tap-Tap-Tap ...
WHACK!

Someone's Shell is Cracked!
The Other Competitor Gets His/Her Butt Whacked!
If The First 'Loser' Loses Again ...
The 'Winner' Takes The 'Loser's' Egg ...
And Must EAT IT!

OR ... There May Be ...
One Cracked Point ... And One Cracked Butt ...
A Third 'Contest' is Now in Order ...
Point Against Butt!

Points Usually Do Win ...
But on Rare Occasions ...
Your Butt May Be Stronger than My Point!
THEN YOU WIN!

How Do We EAT Those Eggs Won?

Different Customs and Preferences Do Exist ...

My Favorite is a Polish Custom ...
A Concoction of Ground Horseradish and Ground Red-Beets ...
Called 'Kshawn' ... Unsure of Spelling ...
A Wet, Hot Mixture, is Dabbled Plentifully ...
On Top of the Exposed Dry Yolk ...

And ... VOILA! ... a Tasty, Zesty Treat!


MAY YOUR FESTIVE TABLE BE BOUNTIFUL!

MAY YOUR GUESTS BE ... HEALTHY AND JOYFUL!

MAY YOUR TRADITIONS CONTINUE AD INFINITUM!

HAPPY EASTER !!!




P.S. ...

TO ALL OUR JEWISH FRIENDS ...

HAPPY PASSOVER !!!

MOZOLTOV !

L' CHAIM !


(C) - TKH.


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Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 11, 2013
the only egg pickers i know are those with their hands in their noses ...

Reviewed by S. Tucker
Reviewed on April 1, 2013
I've never met an egg-picker since I moved from Baltimore. Have any of you found this practice elsewhere?

Eggs and bunnies and chicks. All fertility symbols. Which really made your 'pubic hare' even more hysterical to me. Thanks for the huge belly laugh.

Hugs, babe
Sand

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 1, 2013
Ha ha, haaaa, what a toot! I never heard of “point and butt” but I don't hang around weird people.

No, I'm not an egg picker, but I am a nitpicker, and I resemble your insuation.

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 1, 2013
Damn Cuz, that last Polish concoction sounds Delish!! (What does that old Matlack know - he eats road kill!)

And I believe that my dear old Polish Grandma called it 'Cwikla.' And you've given me a craving for it - Thanks, and I hope you had a wonderful Easter Day.




Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 1, 2013
Happy Easter Tom..loved the photo too lol
budd

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 31, 2013
Damn, Tom, that last polish concoction sounds disgusting...I will settle for the ham and such...wish I could over eat but my wonderful gastroparesis makes it hard to do, so I eat what I can...you wouldn't recognize me, I am wearing a tie and I actually tied it myself...probably looks like shit, but at least I am trying...have a good day, cuz...hey do I remember you saying we would get together LAST YEAR after Easter...oh well, I cannot afford to go anywhere very far anymore...I got a whole 70. bucks a month now, but I have plenty of food...thats something...am I rambling, well so be it, u are the rambling king, you know how easy it is to do...love ya cuz, ED

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 31, 2013
And so it shall go on.


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