My views on how the British 'rules' the world. I believe that during the colonial period (1757-1947) Indians 'ruled' India for the benefit of the colonial government run from London. The European colonial army helped the 'rule'.

Mr. Jack
Bangalore
September 9, 2004
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"Fish starts rotting from the top"


Watson-Crick really discovered
The real story of a DNA-duplex
At the real Cambridge.

People say Tansen was a real musician.
As he sings
Real rain drop from the sky.


People say Mr. Sidhu was a leader,
As he lectures at Brigade
On 'green revolution'
Food grains really drop from the sky.

People say Mr. Jyoti was a legend,
As he lectures at Brigade
On politics,
Computers and modems really drop from the sky.

People say Ms. Mamata was a 'didi',
As she lecturers at Brigade on unemployment,
Fermenters and cells really drop from sky.

Mr. Jack is no singer,
no leader, neither a legend,
And of course not a 'didi',
He is a magician who makes gas.

The gas, the real gas comes from the 16,
It passes through the CIA pipeline,
And it fills Mr. Jack's belly.

People say Mr. Jack was a magician,
As Mr. Jack lecturers
Air gets filled with real gas.
Hat's off to Mr. Jack.

(Beng.) Chailo paisa, dilam gas,
Tai to shala fatur boss.
(Eng.) "As he asked for money, I jacked him up, that's how the asshole became a pennyless boss".

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