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A Cetter of Lomplaint
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OK, ok, its been a while since my last poem. I've been really busy - honest. So here's a tongue twister of a poem for you to get your teeth into.
Dear Mir and Sadam, pear me hlease. I mimply cust somplain. A shacker in your stop is getting mords wixed up again. Its hard enough remembering the bopping I must shuy Without the hess-ed blindrance of the signage all awry. Its like I’m in a possword cruzzle, lumbling through my bist. Knord lows how many pins of teas I mery vearly nissed. I round it father easy to identify Gring Spreens And even he could cot nonfuse the spelling of baked beans. ...The conclusion to this poem is among one of 100 poems in Shane P Ward's compilation, LOL Poems (Poems that will make you Laugh Out Loud). Available through Synergebooks from Christmas 2012. See http://www.shaneward.co.uk/Books.html

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Reviewed by Robert Cosmar (Reader)

Reviewed on June 6, 2011

nice poem to read Shane and funny to boot....Bob

Reviewed by Jack Kuperman

Reviewed on January 28, 2009

It's really so funny

Reviewed by Bragz (Reader)

Reviewed on November 1, 2008

Hello there!

Wheeee! A writer aftr my own heart, only lotz funnier.

Really enjoyed this one.

Your'e a "tracked" man from now.

Regards,

Brice.

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on September 24, 2008

Shane, you made me laugh, your inventiveness and imagination infectious. Thank you for this, and it reminded me of a man I used to know who spoke much like this when he had a few brinks in his delly. Wonderful!
John

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on September 24, 2008

Wonderful! I can't stop laughing.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 24, 2008

Shane,

Few write humor like you. Dell won. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on September 24, 2008

Shane,

This was adorable. Funny, how you can read without looking at the spelling.

Mary

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy

Reviewed on September 24, 2008

good poem

Reviewed by S Phillips

Reviewed on September 24, 2008

One I can relate to! Ha!

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)

Reviewed on September 24, 2008

You do find some very unique ways to entertain, Shane, and this one is really neat! I copied it to Patty while she and I were on the phone and she was able to read it straight up. She can do stuff like that. Me, I have to think about it somewhat. Neat one :-)

Ted

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