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Voyage4two
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Traveling alone feels like chewing an old bone

Traveling on water calms nerves but thrills the 'gator

Traveling to Europe, food could taste like IHOP

Arriving late in Rome, the Pope sits on his throne

Arriving late in Napoli, vendetta, pride, and gigoli

Traveling to Dublin, the weather could be troubling

Traveling at night in Yemen could be fun for gay men

Traveling through Turkey the diesel fumes smell murky

Traveling through Greece, with feta salad cheese

Traveling to India, the Guru will surely find ya


Traveling to Bagdad, with Rummy, mines, and bedbugs

Traveling to France, champagne and culinary trance

Traveling to Vegas feels dry sand and lost bucks

Traveling to Cuba means poch girls and scuba

Traveling, yahoo! with a lady or two

Is good for a man's sex life and quarrels, too

 

(c) 2004 Franz L. Kessler

 



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 Reviews of "Voyage4two"
Reviewed on February 15, 2004
This was great! Just made me smile this morning, ha ha..

Reindeer

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 14, 2004
Delightfully done! Thank you, Franz. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Joyce Hale
Reviewed on February 14, 2004
Oh, Franz, this is great! A terrific read for a gloomy day - made me laugh! Thanks!

Peace.

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Oh Franz...did my "L'italia" inspire all this,
or did the latest from those two prankster Eds?
It's great...

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
You sure get around. Good one

Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Super write. LOL.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
What romp this is;-)Maybe Ed will ask you to be his guide;-) Great write Franz!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
Oh Franz this is a hoot!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
HA HA! Franz, I fear you are as delightfully delirious as many of the rest of us!

PS 'Travel to Vegas feels dry sand and lost bucks'
Thanks for that painful reminder, too!



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