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Scalped II
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Private Ryan Smith is a friend of Heidi and Matt, he has also undertaken to have his legs 'done' and is being sponsored by his fellow soldiers. (Please read 'Scalped' first, I inserted them in the wrong order!)


Scalped II



Meanwhile, down at Camp Bassingbourn
Private Ryan Smith is ready to be shorn;
Held down by the men of his regiment
He’s hoping they won’t be too negligent;
For with glee, his legs they will wax
And the pain, his patience shall tax;
Then on ‘Bull Night,’ for weeks
Spit polish his legs till they squeaks!
And be voted ‘Legs of the year’
As he’s toasted with good Ale and fine Beer;
For fulfilling his part in this wager,
He’ll be served tea in bed by the Major;
But the Captain will bawl
‘In that pit you can’t sprawl’
‘Get your boots on and stand to attention,’
‘Before you end up in detention’!!



Jackie S Brooks (c)
19 July 2003


 



In support of
BIBIC
British Institution for Brain Injured Children


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 Reviews of "Scalped II"
Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on July 22, 2003
LOL Would be fun to watch! Well done!

Jack

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Love it......

Reviewed on July 19, 2003
(((jacqueline)))

o, this is a riot...thoroughly enjoyed

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)


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