While relaxing this afternoon
Watching Perry Mason on the tele,
A commercial was shown on the tube
For a belt that vibrates the belly.

A muscle bound hunk was stood
Exhibiting one of these Ab-belts,
A sight to heat any girls blood
As her heart and body melts.

Then a scantily dressed little witch
Who in similar fashion was clad,
Came forward and started to twitch
Which I’m sure made some fella glad.

Together they twitched and vibrated
As they tried to sell us this product,
Its beneficial qualities they rated
"Every one must have one" they instruct.

I looked over at Jim,
"Do you want one?" I asked,
"Heck no" said he with a grin
"my energy would be over-taxed."

But then they made us an offer
Of two belts for the price of one,
Such a bargain they are willing to proffer
But, hurry, before they’re all gone.

Naughty thoughts caused me to giggle
And I turned my attention to Jim.
"Together we could vibrate, twitch and wiggle
down the street, would that be a sin?"

The image created much laughter
And Jim made a naughty suggestion,
"Together in bed would be smarter,
It could work wonders on our digestion!"

Jackie S Brooks ©
23 August 2003