It seems the elephant was fated To have a nose that was elongated, Though the crocodile was implicated And accused of having mutilated The elephants nose, he was vindicated Of that crime, and exonerated For the tale was most exaggerated. It was the Creator who had advocated A long nose that would be animated For the plan that he had formulated As the elephant he had designated Would be a creature to be venerated So on creating now he concentrated A nose that could not be emulated. The baby elephant is fascinated And unequivocally captivated By the way his nose is operated Like a rubber hose it’s circulated Through the air, as he has contemplated That it cannot be confiscated And his funny antics are tolerated By his elders who have been educated And who long ago had graduated In the ways their nose gesticulated Whenever they were aggravated Or even slightly irritated. It’s operation is not complicated, For the lack of hands it compensated And at bath time it participated So all would end up saturated Or better still, have their throats lubricated While their temperature is regulated. Their displeasure can be demonstrated By their noses being elevated Or otherwise manipulated And another’s behaviour moderated By the fact he’s been intimidated By the noise that has been generated And has loudly emanated. Affection too is intimated with caresses, by his nose facilitated to friends and family affiliated or with others he is associated in group therapy they participated in sadness all commiserated and by all their nose is appreciated. so by us they should be congratulated The elephants nose is to be celebrated.
This is absolutely brilliant and humorous! My Mom loves elephants...I am definitely going to have to save this one and print it out to read to her!
~Nikki~
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
~Jackie~
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~Nikki~