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The Elephants Nose
by Jackie S Brooks → (All Poetry by Jackie S Brooks)
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The Elephants Nose



It seems the elephant was fated
To have a nose that was elongated,
Though the crocodile was implicated
And accused of having mutilated
The elephants nose, he was vindicated
Of that crime, and exonerated
For the tale was most exaggerated.
It was the Creator who had advocated
A long nose that would be animated
For the plan that he had formulated
As the elephant he had designated
Would be a creature to be venerated
So on creating now he concentrated
A nose that could not be emulated.
The baby elephant is fascinated
And unequivocally captivated
By the way his nose is operated
Like a rubber hose it’s circulated
Through the air, as he has contemplated
That it cannot be confiscated
And his funny antics are tolerated
By his elders who have been educated
And who long ago had graduated
In the ways their nose gesticulated
Whenever they were aggravated
Or even slightly irritated.
It’s operation is not complicated,
For the lack of hands it compensated
And at bath time it participated
So all would end up saturated
Or better still, have their throats lubricated
While their temperature is regulated.
Their displeasure can be demonstrated
By their noses being elevated
Or otherwise manipulated
And another’s behaviour moderated
By the fact he’s been intimidated
By the noise that has been generated
And has loudly emanated.
Affection too is intimated
with caresses, by his nose facilitated
to friends and family affiliated
or with others he is associated
in group therapy they participated
in sadness all commiserated
and by all their nose is appreciated.
so by us they should be congratulated
The elephants nose is to be celebrated.



Jackie S Brooks
28 August 2003




 


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 Reviews of "The Elephants Nose "
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 21, 2003
Nothing exaggereated this is a great poem to a wonderful animal

Reviewed by Jaclynn Huntington (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
LOL...this is absolutely delightful!!!!!!!!

~Jackie~

Reviewed on August 28, 2003
This was wonderful, I loved this!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
This is absolutely brilliant and humorous! My Mom loves elephants...I am definitely going to have to save this one and print it out to read to her!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
Jackie, this already won in my book! Fantabulous! Never saw that many "ated" words used in one poem! Kudo's!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
I'll have to send a url to a friend that loves elephants. Great write!

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
Appreciated.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
I know that you know of this nose.

Reviewed by Michael Morash (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
BR8ILLLLIANT! Brilliant I say...bravo!

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
Yeah...ure right....the elephant nose should be celebrated....lol....loved this write of urs.....BHUWAn


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