I don't like flying insects that dive bomb me and I can't stand Cardinal spiders, big ugly things, Cardinal Wolsey was afraid of them, they invaded Hampton Court when he lived there in the 16th Century.
Insect Invasion - Haiku
Moth dances with death Fluttering around candle flame Burning attraction!
~o~
Daddy Longlegs flies Through open window to light Gets tangled in hair
~o~
Spider enters house Large long legged Cardinal Jackie jumps on chair
Hahaha, great last verse, Jackie! :) Love the second haiku, very visual! We've caught two tarantulas in the last week, one went to school, the other got moved across the street. ;)
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
Reindeer
~Jackie~
large long legged cardinal
jackie jumps on chair"
ha! cute write; enjoy your 'kus!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn. :D
LOL
spider enters house
watch karla totally freak
pass out, hit the floor
*cringe* karla HATES spiders...except daddy longlegs...and karla loves these haiku
well done!
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. :)
No review on this one....sorry Jackie....Yukkkyyyyyyy!!
love Tinka