~~Ralphy the red nosed spice kid
had a very ach-ey head
he took the sled out rid-ing
when he should've been in bed
then down he hill he sped fast
flying like kid-dy train
poor Ralphy hit a boul-der
now he's in alot of pain
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Then his mom-my came to see
what her boy had done
'why did you take out that sled?
now you get right back to bed!'
she wrapped his head in white gauze
then she put him back in bed
when she finally left, poor Ralphy
had-more-than-an-ach-ey heeeeead!~~

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