Sometimes I feel trapped
sometimes I feel strapped,
stilled, stayed, unable to move
they pinch, they bind
and leave an ugly groove
hour upon uncomfortable hour
they hold us in, down and up
girded, haltered and tucked,
small, medium, large and even
the extra large panty and cup
But, as soon as I get home
and am sure I'm all alone
I untuck, unstrap and unleash,
those elastic bridles and stays
and my body cries for release!
FREEDOM!!
Freedom to swing and wiggle!
freedom to bounce and jiggle!
I love to sway and strut!
I don't need no girdle
squeezing my butt!
it should be against the law!
to live 12 hours a day in a bra!
FREEDOM!!
And why, no woman knows
do we have to endure those
itchy, confining, never-fit-right
pantyhose!......
Well, it's morning, so here I go to get
another set of those feminin corsetts
tucking and squeezing everything down
boy! I can't wait for 6:pm to roll
around!!!
If there is a law that says we have to wear them..then I'm an outlaw! Oh well..when I see 'dead or alive' on a poster above my well endowed bosom, I'll then begin to worry about it! Until then I'll just stay FREE!!!! Thanks for the smiles Denise! Lisa
You've missed your era. Women were burning their bras a few decades back. You're right. It hardly seems fair that women should wear girdles when men have those enormous beer bellies. :)
LOL! Gurl, I know what you mean. But as large as my nah,nahs are,
I'm glad I didn't burn my bra, because mine doesn't wiggle or
jiggle, they flap. LOL!
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LOLOLOLOL this is priceless--reminds me of one of mine, "gettin it off our chests" LOLOLOLOL
let em freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. *still laughing* :)
don't know the feeling.....but my imagination was working overtyme...
a grand and funny read...loved it..
Graham
I'm glad I didn't burn my bra, because mine doesn't wiggle or
jiggle, they flap. LOL!
Great right!