Nobody believes me but it's absolutely true ;

seems to me they just don't even have a clue.

So what if my belly kind of sticks right out;

a curvature of the spine, without a doubt.

It might have been that mattress when I was a kid;

man did that thing slump, I refuse to be languid.

Someone called my belly a bongo-dingo-pogo;

it was just a pun, just a little mumbo jumbo.

Some say I'm fat, although I exercise frequently;

yes, the diet is in check, most positively.

With the dumbbell, the sit-ups, and the walking too;

I accept the protrusion, and so you can too.

That curvature of the spine seems to be here to stay;

it would behoove me to not let it become my dismay.

I'm working at it and I am happier than most;

laughter's the best medicine, and in that I boast.

Nobody believes me but it's absolutely true ;

seems to me they just don't even have a clue.

Don't judge by appearances, you just may be wrong;

just count your good fortune, then you'll sing my song.