Should have spent the money to get laid,

Bought a 71’ black over red Firebird,

Rusted through the floor, twas a piece of turd…

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It sat to the ground too low,

Every bump, every hole,

My butt did say to it hello,

Hit a speed bump once,

And bent a steering part,

Couldn’t turn right,

I’d of been better with a horse drawn cart…

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The paint was dead, no shine did it present,

The trans slipped in and out of gear,

The brakes, though new, were spongy,

I am not even sure how long I kept it,

Let me make this point abundantly clear,

I hated that car, as I usually kept my cars,

All the time I had this wreck, it stayed dirty & grungy…

© ed J 7/24/08