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I’m told this is the perfect woman…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Though I have to disagree, I think she has to have as well a brain, So together we can both enjoy the sea, This kinda picture, though quite to some funny, Isn’t all I want in my lady, she has to be my Rene’...

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

Your sentiments are quite vivid, Ed. Nicely done. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

ED - SHAME on you for even posting such a male chauvinistic picture!

P.S. where can I order one of these?

Reviewed by Valerie Roeske

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

How humorous the picture,
too too funny,
thanks for the laugh,
Valerie

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fee's comment cracked me UP!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

Too funny but top should be flat to rest beer bottle one of the other Ed's mentioned. lol
fee

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

Wouch, Sandie's got a point. And if that's all men think we women are, hmmmmph. Who's gonna clean your house or cook you meals? Better give more credit to the fairer sex.

Despite this, love you anyway.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

Glad you finally acknowledge Rene again although this is quite a little bit absurd. But thinking the way you do, this would be expected of you. Anyway all in fun and know you treasure your Rene.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

Is she an inflatable one?

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

You are right about that. Without the brain, how can you tell she's enjoying your sex?

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on September 21, 2008

Oh, how wonderful love is, you my friend were bitten and hard I might by the lovebug...Isn't it great? Well done and well penned. Love, Bonnie

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