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We’ve all known at least one…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Purely FICTION


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What a pre-menstrual bitch she was,

Even after she got a buzz,

You’d think she’d then be happy,

But instead she did bitch & moan at pappy…

 

He stayed with her for a very long time,

I struck out on my own knowing she was slime,

When I left she wouldn’t even spare me a dime,

To know a woman like that was more than a crime…

 

If she was allowed in heaven, I pity God,

For the devil did not want her in hell,

Over all the angels up there I am sure she is riding roughshod,

If in heaven, God should of her sniveling & bitching quell...

 


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 Reviews of "We’ve all known at least one…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 2, 2011
Some women's was born to bitch. You, on the other hand, was born to complain about your lot a lot.

Ron

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
Whoa! She sounds like fun! giggle....

Anna

Reviewed on May 31, 2011
WOT ???

KNAVE 'WUSS-A-LOT' ... THE GREAT BITCHER ...

BEMOANING N' DEMEANING A

POOR WOMAN WHO CAN'T HELP IT ???

'PMS' IS HER EXCUSE ... WHAT'S YOURS?

OVER-BLOATING? 'LACK-A-NUKKY'?

OUT OF 'MARY-JANE'?

YER VERY OBSERVANT CUZ ... 'SIR' CUR!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
I was doing OK while American Midol was on, but now that it's over I find myself bloating. Patrick

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
Wow, you say it is fiction but you write it like a pro. But I believe you Buddy.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
It takes a unique kind of wisdom to deal with her PMS. Unwearying love and acceptance is the key. Good it's only a few days a month. What if it was the other way around? Ayecheewawa ... r

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
Wow Ed no holding back in this one. Great for you.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
Hey Ed, why don't you just come right out and say what you mean??? No sense holding back like that. Dick

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
Fiction or not. I relate.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
THERE IS AN OLD CLICHE' THAT SAYS, '...WHEN WE GET TO HEAVEN WE'RE GOING TO BE SURPRISED AT WHO'S THERE AND WHO'S NOT THERE...' THAT'S BECAUSE OF THAT OLD MERCY AND GRACE, PURCHASED ON CALVARY - AIN'T IT SOMETHING???!!!(SMILE). GREAT RHYMING SEQUENCE...THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 31, 2011
Man, are you ever lucky you wrote 'FICTION' in big letters; Ma's eyesight ain't what it used to be.


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