There is an elephant God Ganapati
Who loved the smell of agarbatti ( incence)
So they put the incence stick
Through day and night on bananas to stick
And he smelt only of sandalwood agarbatti
There was this shopkeeper called Prajapati
Who called himself Heerapati ( Pati means husband)
As he had a wife named Heera
But she only had time for LLord Krishna like Meera
He said, then I will bring a Meera and call myself Meerapatti!
There is a sweet old lady named Baby
She loves to behave like a kid baby
But when anybody would scold
She would say “You see I am old
Now I will not start learning all from AB”
There is a smart artist whose name is Gary Blankenship
Met him online, requested his friendship
I loved his grins and smiles
He sent across from miles
His comments are nice ,at times they rock like a ship
Regis
Who always wanted a wedding band
Her life was so funky
She married a monkey
But now she owns a banana stand.
Welcome back! :)
When I did my latest poor attempt at a limerick, I forgot that they are generally bawdy.
Ron
Love ya!
Jane