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Nature Calls
by George J. Carroll → (All Poetry by George J. Carroll)
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My sleep time was interrupted

By a hasty call of relief.

Nature must be attended too,

For she is the chief.

 

You must obey her call,

Or your'll be a wet hen.

Having to change your bedding

Is for the clueless to learn.

 

When nature calls the first time,

Don't dally in bed.

So I rushed to the bathroom

And then back to a dry bed.

 

 


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 Reviews of "Nature Calls"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 24, 2012
I don't always obey the call but so far no leaks. No sleep either. Tough call when lazy overrides the urge. Patrick

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 11, 2012
George, there is an old song by Jerry Gilmore & the Fireballers titled, 'Bottle of Wine' - your poem reminds me of one of the lines
in the lyrics to that song that proclaims, "spots in my bed, pains in my head, my pants are so old they shine, bottle of wine, bottle of wine, when you gonna let me get sober" - I wish you love and peace my dear friend - Jon Michael

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on October 9, 2012
Such clever wit from You for
a calling by nature *George*

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on October 8, 2012
Leave it to dear George to make poetry of nature's call! Take a bow, and smile...bulls eye. Be well, Kathy

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2012
George, you are most certainly a precious man.

Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 8, 2012
Unless you've got at Texas condom. And then you can stay, warm and comfy, until the hour your bag is full and you have to empty that as well… Oh what a relief it is!

Ron

Reviewed on October 8, 2012
Early flush of the day...both kidneys and commode. What a relief it is :o) Well said, George..
Blessings and Love - Micke
(trying to get back to commenting and not just reading)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 8, 2012
Uh, yeah,kinda goes without saying.

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on October 8, 2012
I really enjoyed this poem filled with wit and humor...M

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on October 8, 2012
ah yes the call of nature beckons and we must obey
budd

Reviewed by T Jett (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2012
lol I dont like it when it interrupts a good dream ...


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