THE LEGEND OF FARTMAN 

There's a new superhero in town,

And he's known as Fart Man.

His putrid powers of passing gas,

Are more than any villain can stand.

He started out at a young age,

As an apprentice who liked to tinker.

His malodorous powers have always been great,

Even when he was just a little stinker.

He spends his time just farting around,

In his secret lair each day.

But when a cry for help comes in,

He’s gassed up and on his way.

He employs stealth technology,

With his silent but deadly attacks.

When he breaks wind and cuts the cheese,

Bad guys are stopped in their tracks.

When Fart Man comes to the rescue,

there's sure to be a series of blows.

A gas mask is recommended,

Or a clothespin to pinch your nose.

Of all the super heroes,

There are none greater.

Fart Man lets ‘em rip,

He’s a super flatulater.

He’s never been beaten,

Shamed or duped.

And he’ll fight for truth and justice,

Until he’s pooped.

Michael D. Schafer

© September 1, 2016