LOONEY TUNES

Cecil Turtle is slow.

Bugs Bunny is fast.

But every time they race,

The rabbit comes in last.

Wile E. Coyote is fast,

But the Road Runner is faster,

And every time he tries to catch that bird,

It ends up in a disaster.

Foghorn Leghorn is big.

The Chicken Hawk is small.

But every time they tangle,

Foghorn takes the fall.

Sylvester chases Tweety,

Who taut he taw a puddy-tat.

Tweety’s just a defenseless canary,

But it’s the cat that goes splat.

Looney Tunes are full of laughs,

Where the underdog gets the upper hand.

It doesn’t matter how rough and tough you are,

Just ask Yosemite Sam.

Michael D. Schafer

© May 29, 2016