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Fart Man & Fart Girl
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, October 6, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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After writing Fart Man, my extremely gassy granddaughter (who I nicknamed Fart Girl) asked me to write a poem about Fart Man & Fart Girl, and this was the result.
FART MAN & FART GIRL Fart Man and Fart Girl, Are big time fart machines. For breakfast, lunch, and dinner, They eat lots and lots of beans. When they break wind, Their flatulence rapidly spreads. In the quiet of the night, They’ll raise the covers on their beds. If you go around them, You’re surely taking a chance. They’re gassed up and ready to blow, A hole right through their pants. Michael D. Schafer © September 23, 2016

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 6, 2016

Lately, you've been providing me with my daily chuckle. I think you've created two more superheroes without even a comic book in their name. I can see the headlines now: Fart Man III: Rescuing Fart Girl from the Gas.

Ron

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 6, 2016

Love is like a gust of wind coming from the heart
Unless it takes the lower course, then it's just a ....

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 6, 2016

LOL!!! It's so much fun to write when inspired by our grandchildren. This allows them to get in touch with their muses and that is a wonderful thing! I got a charming chuckle out of this, Michael.

Love ya!

Jane

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