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Bacon
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, November 8, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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I wrote this poem for my granddaughter who is a bacon-aholic.
BACON I love bacon. Bacon tastes great. Fry me up some bacon, And pile it on my plate. Give me a bacon cheeseburger, Or a BLT. But skip the” L” and “T”, I’ll just have the “B”. Bacon has royalty, It’s the Prince of Pork. You can eat it with your fingers, There’s no need for a fork. When it comes to bacon, Let there be no doubt. I’ll turn into a hog, And really pig out. Michael D. Schafer © June 6, 2014

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on November 8, 2016

Great word play and well, now I'm hungry!! I think I'll have a "B" sans bread!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on November 8, 2016

Simply charming. I'm sure your granddaughter loves the poem as much as her bacon. I'm a bit worried though. Childhood habits can lead to health problems early in life. In the case of bacon, less is better, not more.

I can't figure out why a BLT tastes so damn good. It is such simple ingredients that match so well. But I think it's the bacon that turns the trick. Bacon can even be used to tame wild tasting meat that wouldn't be edible otherwise. Source: The Herter's Cookbook.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on November 8, 2016

I associate with your granddaughter.

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