QUESTIONS

Can potato eyes see?

Does a needle’s eye cry?

Can an ear of corn hear?

Have you ever met misidentify?

Do river banks have money?

Do dog eared pages bark?

Have you ever seen a sound wave?

Do black lights make it dark?

Can you stay warm under a sheet of ice,

And a blanket of snow?

Do you need a big tow truck,

If you hurt your big toe?

If shoes could talk,

Would they get tongue tied?

Can you eat electrical components,

When they get fried?

Does a head of lettuce have hair?

Does a sound bite hurt?

If you go golfing,

Do you wear a “Tee” Shirt?

Can you sleep under sheets of rain,

In a river bed?

And do questions like these,

Mess with your head?

Michael D. Schafer

© July 30, 2016