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Bread Maker Fred
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, December 7, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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He's in the dough.
BREAD MAKER FRED Bread maker Fred baked bread, From pumpernickel to rye. No matter how you slice it, Fred was a bread baking guy. Never one to loaf around. A real sweet roll of a pro. Bread maker Fred baked bread, Because he kneaded the dough. Michael D. Schafer © June 17, 2014

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Reviews of "Bread Maker Fred"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 7, 2016

Your use of puns for your punchlines "kneaded the dough" is priceless!

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on December 7, 2016

Good one again, Michael!! LOL!! Yes, that last line says it all.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on December 7, 2016

Does Fred make house calls? I saw an assortment of kids wearing t-shirts with the announcement "Bred by Fred"

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on December 7, 2016

Ahhh . . . Last line is, of course, the real kicker!

Reviewed by Clarence Prince

Reviewed on December 7, 2016

"Never one to loaf around"
No, not Fred, always too busy baking!

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on December 7, 2016

Right on, brother. The secret is in the dough. John

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