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How Do You Spell Annoying
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, January 17, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Another poem I'd written for my grandson.

 HOW DO YOU SPELL ANNOYING

 

How do I spell annoying?

It’s S. I. S. T. E. R.

I’d like to ship her off to France,

And say au revoir.

 

She wants to play the violin,

But all she does is pluck.

I wish she came with a big red button,

I could push for destruct.

 

She thinks she’s so special,

With her princess attitude.

She’s never ever nice to me,

Just extremely rude.

 

She likes to interrupt me,

When I’m playing video games.

She’s always making fun of me,

And calls me stupid names.

 

Whenever I see her coming,

I want to run the other way.

I hate having a sister,

And that’s all I’m going to say.

 

 

 

 

Michael D. Schafer

© September 19, 2015

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "How Do You Spell Annoying"
Reviewed on September 5, 2017
Your poem is quite jolly in nature.Brings back childhood memories.I think this poem has the same ground as popular nursery rhymes.However. it lacks art tremendously.Your poem just seems like a bunch of mini-sentences packed into a metric.Anyway,if you aim for an audience of children,your poem does great.

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on January 17, 2017
I have all together there is 4 sisters oh yes through the years and still going strong I feel ya hugs deb

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on January 17, 2017
I guess you ought to be glad I am not your sister then, I had to play the acordian for a couple of years, dad made us, me and bro, I would have drove you crazy too, lol, enjoyed your poem thanks for sharing Michael

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 17, 2017
No sisters did I have . . . So I don't have much input to give. Cute poem though.

Reviewed on January 17, 2017
LOL!!! Having had three older brothers, this makes me wonder. 'Love it!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 17, 2017
I have two sisters but they weren't that bad. Far from it. This one seems like a nightmare. John


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