HOW DO YOU SPELL ANNOYING

How do I spell annoying?

It’s B. R. O. T. H. E. R.

I’d like to keep him on a shelf,

Tightly sealed in a jar.

He practices on a viola,

But the sounds just irritate.

He wants to play in an orchestra.

It’s his demise I’d like to orchestrate.

Every day he plays,

His stupid video games.

He’s always loud and noisy,

And acts totally lame.

He spends forever in the bathroom,

When he goes number 2.

He forgets to flush the toilet,

And the bathroom smells like poo.

He likes to scare me,

Or make me mad if he can.

Yesterday he dropped a worm,

In the palm of my hand.

That worm went flying.

I ran the other way.

I hate having a brother,

And that’s all I’m gonna say.

 Michael D. Schafer

© September 10, 2015